Series 13 Issue #105
October 30th, 2013
H A P P Y H A L L O W E E N !!!!!
Costumes have come a long way. The other day I went to a Halloween event with the girls in their pumpkin costumes.
Man costumes have come a long way since my day. They are now made of all sorts of different materials and do so many things. I mean some had lights. There was a stay puft marshmallow man with a fan built in to keep him inflated. I remember how most years we had to decide if we were going as a ghost (a sheet) or a hobo (a handkerchief on a stick) or if we would get one of those plastic masks with the elastic string from Freds for 3.oo! I mean I remember when I was like 8 or 9 and Kooky Spooks was the most advanced costume around.
"BIG 11 IDEAS FOR HALLOWEEN COSTUMES 2013"
11. Wear your normal clothes and go as a JERK!
10. DUCK DYNASTY (you'll see about 1,000,000 of these
this year and everyone will think they are original)
09. Someone is going to show up as that lady that almost
fainted behind the president the other day.
08. The NEW iPad Air! (you can just wear the iPad
costume you wore last year, no one can tell the
difference.)
07. Miley Cyrus. (You (explicit) your (explicit) in the
(explicit)!) But you should get should decent candy.
06. Crazy squishy face man. NOW GIVE ME SOME
CANDY!!!
05. A t-shirt that says "This costume was closed due to
the government shut down and will not reopen until
November 1st. (We apologize for any inconvenience.)"
04. A giant cow. There's nothing scarier than a giant
cow.
03. Ron Burgundy (See the new Anchorman 2 trailer
now! ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VdGI5-z_hg )
02. A doughnut. Cause I’ve never seen a doughnut
costume.
01. Elvis.
Callie pulls up, "won't be long" Dad exclaims.
Last week while on vacation Callie, or Two as we call her sometimes, started pulling herself up on her feet. Anything she can get to she's pulling, the fireplace, the couch, the ottoman, the fridge, there's no stopping her now.
"You can just see the gears turning", Said Jay Foshee, "She's trying to figure out this walking thing, it won't be long until she's walking. My guess is before Thanksgiving."
50/50 TRIVIA
Q. Pumpkins were not the original carved condiment on Halloween. Which of the following did people originally use on All Hallow's Eve??
A. Turnips.
B. Cantaloups.
(answer below)
CORDIE'S QUOTE OF THE WEEK
"God, please let Mommy take me to the park."
TIDBITS
Sea Monster found off coast of California (http://bigstory.ap.org/article/18-foot-long-sea-creature-found-calif-coast) So how come we get SHARKNADO but this real creature can't get a movie? C'mon SYFI network get on the ball if you use your usual production standards this could be on TV in two weeks. The wife is all excited about the Dumb and Dumber sequel now shooting but for my money the only real sequel to get excite about is Jurassic World which is casting up (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/64649) not sure about Bryce Dallas Howard in a BIG movie the only other one she's done was Terminator Salvation but I don't blame HER for the decimation of that great franchise.
MOVIES
Theaters
-CARRIE- Remake of the CLASSIC horror film of the same name. Yes, classic, as in why would you mess with a CLASSIC!! It's the story of an odd teen(Chloë Grace Moretz) who develops telekinetic powers and takes revenge on the bullies who tease her.
-ESCAPE PLAN- Used to be you couldn't walk down the street and hear about a movie with either Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Stallone if it were opening that week. Now here's a movie with both of them in it and nary a word. There's a REASON. Look at the un-original trailer and you'll see why!
DVD
-KEVIN HART: Let Me Explain- I don't know enough about him to know if he's funny or not. I liked one of his skits on SNL but it didn't feature him and he laughed the whole time.
-AFTER EARTH- Will Smith and SON(I don't know or care what his name is, yet) start in this movie about a father and son exploring earth after nature has overtaken man many years in the future. M. Night Shyamalan directs.
SONG OF THE WEEK
SCARE ME- New Beat Fund.
A. Turnips
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